Archive for Month: June 2016

Supreme Court Declares Water is No Longer Wet By Christian Lewis

In a landmark 5-3 vote, the Supreme Court declared water not to be wet. Perennial swing vote Justice Anthony Kennedy, authoring the majority opinion for the Court, wrote, “There is dignity in the right to thirst, even unto death, and it’s in the individual’s autonomy to make such a profound […]

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